You STUPID Motherfucker!

I know, you're not gonna read this, you little amatuer twat, but I just need to get this out of my system.

IF you're going to steal gasoline from my car, please DO practice on your fucking parent's car a couple of times first , you stupid excuse for a human being. With some practice you just MIGHT qualify one step above fucked-up-brain-damaged-amateur-assholean-motherfucker-
pencildicked-dogpile.

How does that brain of your's keep you upright, anyway? You must have been chewing bubblegum while you were trying to get some free gasoline, because the damage you made to the gasoline cap was completely unnecessary. In fact, by doing what you did, you stopped yourself from getting ANY gasoline! It's a matter of fact that you did me a fucking favor! NO one will be able to steal my expensive gasoline until I decide to fix what you did.

And yes, I know who you are, but unfortunatly I have no other proof than the old lady that saw you from her bedroom. But I know... and I hope you feel really good about destroying MY good mood and giving my whole FOUR CHILD family difficulties in getting grocerys, visit the doctor and a lot of other stuff we had to do this week.

Next time you are trying to get some gasoline from ANY of my cars, please call me in advance and I'll show you how it's done, you braindamaged little piece of shit.


THANKS A LOT!