Tuesday, November 08, 2005

You STUPID Motherfucker!

I know, you're not gonna read this, you little amatuer twat, but I just need to get this out of my system.

IF you're going to steal gasoline from my car, please DO practice on your fucking parent's car a couple of times first , you stupid excuse for a human being. With some practice you just MIGHT qualify one step above fucked-up-brain-damaged-amateur-assholean-motherfucker-
pencildicked-dogpile.

How does that brain of your's keep you upright, anyway? You must have been chewing bubblegum while you were trying to get some free gasoline, because the damage you made to the gasoline cap was completely unnecessary. In fact, by doing what you did, you stopped yourself from getting ANY gasoline! It's a matter of fact that you did me a fucking favor! NO one will be able to steal my expensive gasoline until I decide to fix what you did.

And yes, I know who you are, but unfortunatly I have no other proof than the old lady that saw you from her bedroom. But I know... and I hope you feel really good about destroying MY good mood and giving my whole FOUR CHILD family difficulties in getting grocerys, visit the doctor and a lot of other stuff we had to do this week.

Next time you are trying to get some gasoline from ANY of my cars, please call me in advance and I'll show you how it's done, you braindamaged little piece of shit.


THANKS A LOT!

3 comments:

Virginia Gal said...

oh POP, I'm so sorry to hear that some punk kid was trying to steal your gas and wrecked your car. I know, I know in religion we are suppose to forgive, but maybe you could think up some revenge....I find that helps me when I'm boiling mad (nothing harmful, just something so this kid will learn his lesson). Let me know, I have been known to come up with some good plots.

ScandinavienNova said...

oops..This angry I don't think I have ever seen you be.

But it is understandble, I would have gone looking for him and whiped his ass with or without any more proof then you got from that lady. Lucky for him that you think before you act.

I hope you can fix the damage he seems to have done to your car.. Fy fan för såna arslen, säkert en skitunge oxå va?

Kram Kram

Me said...

ha ha I LOVE it when people rant! Such raw emotion! Get him Pencil!!!