Tuesday, November 08, 2005

My (sort of) revenge

Yes, I was really pissed at that darned retarded motherfucking punk that I ranted about in the last post, but as I said, without proof, proper proof, I won't do anything. Well, not the really painful things I had in mind....

This fifteen year old boy hasn't had an easy life, with both parents being alcoholics. Furthermore, his Grandmother spoils him like hell. She always protects him and gives him an alibi when/if the police got a complaint against him.

He's been terrorizing the neighbourhood ever since he got his motorbike and yesterday he ran out of gas. For some reason he picked my bus as a suitable target. What he didn't know is that you never, ever, hit the gas cap's lock mechanism with a screwdriver. Especially not if the gas cap is made out of plastic.

What happens is that the cap itself breaks and the lock mechanism falls right down the filler pipe and very efficiently stops any attempt to put a hose into the gastank. But even if this had not happened, he would have a whole lot of trouble getting to the gas. The filler pipe is full of nooks and tight corners. An ordinary car had been a much better choice...


The worst part is that I could have stopped it, AND gotten the proof I needed, because I was sitting on my balcony, smoking and saw him and a friend trying to start the bike. I immediatlly understood that they were out of gas due to the sound of the engine but thought no more of it. About twenty minutes later I heard pounding sounds coming from the parking lot. Once again I didn't think much about it since some people have problems closing their garage doors.

So, had I reacted, I would have cought them red-handed.


Now, to my revenge. I told one of my neighbours what had happened. She has three little gangster kids and two of them like me a lot. She called me this afternoon, telling me that her youngest boy had taken some heavy duty glue and filled the lock mechanism on the motorbike's gas cap... and confessed this to his mother before she started looking for the glue.

This means that I got my revenge. He'll drive around for a while and eventually get out of gas. That's going to be real fun. There's no way he'll manage to open the gas cap without resorting to heavy tools... He won't know who did it or why but I'll know and that's good enough for me...

5 comments:

ScandinavienNova said...

*lmao* The Perfect revenge!!!

Piggy and Tazzy said...

Justice served!

Personally, I would have kickied the little bastards arse all the way down the street - and back again!

Let's hope he runs out of fuel a very long way from home.

Shark-fu said...

Fantabulous!

He earned it...

I agree...lets hope he runs out of gas far, far away from home...

PissedOffPencil said...

The best part of this is that I had nothing to do with it. *laughing*

P&T: No, you wouldn't, now would you? ;o) It is forbidden to hit kids in Sweden, no matter how much they provoke you.

But yes, he deserves it. Furthermore, his Grandma deserves to pay for the damage on his motorbike that he will have to inflict on it. :D

Fall is upon us with lot's of rain so... yes, I really hope he get's out of gas a loooong way from home.

Virginia Gal said...

Priceless!