Starting the year with a collection of tests.

I'm still to drunk to write. Or lazy. I don't know which, so you decide.

I don't know what that would mean. That I'm a smart rabbit?

You Should Get a PhD in Liberal Arts (like political science, literature, or philosophy)

You're a great thinker and a true philosopher. You'd make a talented professor or writer.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

Yeah right... I tend to get lost in my own brain and lose my train of thought. Or is that the same thing? I'll have to think about that.

You're A Passed Out Drunk

Drinking gives you that warm fuzzy feeling, until you're thrown in the back of a police car...

What Kind of Drunk Are You?

That's actually quite true. But I pass out long before I get into trouble.

Your Birthdate: December 1

You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talents haven't been developed yet. You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily. Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail. You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details. Your strength: Your supreme genius Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity Your power color: Gold Your power symbol: Star Your power month: January

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Supreme genius? Yeah, that why I'm (not) a millionaire!
Inappropiate sensitivity? Has sensitivity gone out of fashion? Damn, I knew I should've been born in the 18th century!
Gold? I wouldn't mind some.
Star? Like Mercedes? I've owned one. Damn piece of shit.
January? That is quite accurate since that's the only month I can be fairly sure my wife wants to have sex.

You Passed 8th Grade Science

Congratulations, you got 7/8 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?

Okay, so I'm no dumbass. Big deal.

Your Heart Is Purple

For you, love is about establishing and developing a deep connection. If it's true love, it brings you more wisdom and inner strength. Your flirting style: Sincere Your lucky first date: An afternoon at a tea house Your dream lover: Is both thoughtful and expressive What you bring to relationships: Understanding

What Color Heart Do You Have?

Well, this might be the only test that I fully agree upon.

Your Hidden Talent

You are both very knowledgeable and creative. You tend to be full of new ideas and potential - big potential. Ideas like yours could change the world, if you build them. As long as you don't stop working on your dreams, you'll get there.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

There's too much work changing the world. Still, I can't help trying.

Your Summer Ride is a Mustang Convertible

You're out to experience the very best of summer. From the best beaches to the best tan, you want it all!

What's Your Summer Ride?

I'd actually prefer a pink Caddy cabriolet -59.

Your Personality Is

Guardian (SJ) You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented. Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules. You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader. You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you. A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do. You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up. In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly. At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions. With others, you tend to be polite and formal. As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself. On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them!

The Three Question Personality Test

This might be true, but I hate organizing.

Your Blogging Type is Unique and Avant Garde

You're a bit ... unusual. And so is your blog. You're impulsive, and you'll often post the first thing that pops in your head. Completely uncensored, you blog tends to shock... even though that's not your intent. You tend to change your blog often, experimenting with new designs and content.

What's Your Blogging Personality?

This might be true too, but I fancy my blog as it is and won't change it in a hurry. And the shocking part? Well, according to most of the tests I'm creative. So I'm ctreative and heterosexual. Now there's a shock for you...