Tag one

ScandinavianNova, the evil (but cute) little troll from the north, forces me to do a meme. It's not all that bad I guess, since it's about my favourite object; ME.

First the list where the first name get deleted and I get to be under ScandinavianNova (my favourite place ;o) );

Spider
Mr. Secret
Gay Empire
ScandinavianNova
PissedOffPencil

1. What were you doing 10 years ago?
That's 1995 right? At this time, ten years ago, I was waiting for my third offspring and waiting for the Christmas spirit to hit me.


2. What were you doing 1 year ago?
A year ago, at this time, I was changing diapers like a madman and mourning my father's death.

3. Five Snacks that you enjoy?

1. Potatoe chips
2. Peanuts
3. Hardbread & cheese
4. Nougat
5. Pussy (that does count, doesn't it?)

4. Five songs you know all the lyrics to?

1. Hubba-hubba-zoot-zoot by Caramba (a silly non-sense, non-language song)
   
2. You are my destiny by Paul Anka
3. When a man loves a woman by Percy Sledge
4. Wanderer by Dion
5. Rythm of the rain by The Cascades

5. Five things you'd do if you were a millionaire?

1. Pay my debts
2. Invest wisely so I didn't run out of money
   
3. Buy a big house and start an orphanage/school
   
4. Travel, with all the kids of course.
5. Help those less fortunate

6. Five Bad Habits?

1. I curse. A lot
2. I'm lazy
3. Unfortunately I still smoke
4. I forget to shave
5. I litter, especially on my desk and in the car

7. Five Things You Like Doing?

1. Fart and accuse others (my wife) of eating garbage
2. Play with the kids
3. Writing
4. Learning
5. Have sex

8. Five things you would never wear again?

1. Pony-tail (looks freaking stupid on balding men)
   
2. Really tight jeans (my poor scrotum gets squished)
3. Glasses from the 70s
4. Wear a mullet (which I've never done, mind you)
5. Pyjamas

9. Five Favorite Toys?

1. A vibrator. (I'm still trying to convince my wife that she would have a good time with one of those, even if I wasn't around massaging her shoulders with it)
2. The Computer
3. My old train-set
4. The other computer
5. Lego

Okay, tag more people...

Anyone who reads this! Ha ha ha!